Season 7 Episode 4

The One with Rachel's Assistant

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Oct 26, 2000 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • (Phoebe and Monica come in to Central Perk whispering, then Phoebe leaves)
      Chandler: Hi, sweetie... so what was with all the whispering?
      Monica: I can't tell you. It's a secret.
      Chandler: Secret? Married people aren't supposed to have secrets between one another. We have too much love and respect for one another.
      Monica: Awww... But still no.
      Chandler: I'm serious, we should tell each other everything--I do not have any secrets from you...
      Monica: Really? Okay, then why don't you tell me what happened to Ross, Junior year at Disneyland?
      Chandler: Oh, no, no... I can't do that.
      Monica: If you tell me, I'll tell you what Phoebe said.
      Chandler: (after thinking about it for a moment) Okay! ...So, Ross and I are going to Disneyland and we stop at this restaurant for tacos--and when I say restaurant, I mean a guy, a hibachi, and the trunk of his car. So Ross has about ten tacos... And anyway, we're on Space Mountain and Ross starts to feel a little... iffy.
      Monica: Oh, my God. He threw up?
      Chandler: No, he visited a town a little south of throw-up.
      Monica: (laughing) No!
      Chandler: Yeah, some of the employees decided to rename the park, "The Crappiest Place on Earth." ...So what was Phoebe's secret?
      Monica: Oh, Nancy Thompson from Phoebe's old massage place?
      Chandler: Mmm-hmm.
      Monica: getting fired.
      Chandler: That's it? I gave up my Disneyland story for that?
      Monica: That's right! You lose sucker!! (thinks better of it) Please still marry me!