Phoebe: I had the best time with Tim last night. He is so sweet! Oh, I can't wait to get sous-neath him.
Monica: ...I have to fire him.
Phoebe: But why?
Monica: Because he's terrible! Okay, he's slow, he burns things--last night he lit my pastry chef on fire!
Phoebe: Well, maybe he was just nervous, y'know you can be very intimidating. And besides I've met your pastry chef and she can stand to be taken down a peg or two.
Monica: Well, now she has no eyebrows. Mission accomplished.