Monica: Does anyone want to eat at my restaurant any time in the next few weeks...? Well, you can't! We're booked solid for the next month!
Phoebe: Well, I can't give you a massage... because my license has been revoked--again!
Ross: Phoebe, what happened?
Phoebe: Well, it was an accident, y'know? There's a lot of oil, and sometimes your hand just slips.