Erica: (arriving at Monica's) I went to a movie with my cousin and then out for dinner. We went to this place that had... Ooh... (she holds her belly in pain) Hoo... ooh... Anyway, they had these really amazing cheeseburgers...
Monica: Erica, are you okay?
Erica: Yeah, y'know... maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach aches. They come and go, like, every few minutes.
Monica: Oh, my God!
Chandler: Relax! We just get her some antacids.
Monica: She doesn't have a stomach ache, she's in labor!
Chandler: Oh, my God!
Phoebe: Yeah, you've got to get to the hospital.
Monica: Alright, Chandler, get the coats. Erica, let's go. Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! Oh, my God! We're gonna have a baby! Alright. We're gonna have a baby! Oh, my God! We're gonna have a baby! Oh, God. Oh, God. I got to sit down. I got to sit down. Ooh! (she's hyperventilating)
Chandler: Honey, it's gonna be okay.
Erica: You can do this... just breathe...
Monica: Okay, okay. Okay, I feel a little better.
Erica: (in pain) Ooh! Are you sure?
Monica: Oh. Yes, I'm sure. Oh, honey, let's go. Okay, bye everyone.
Joey: (to Chandler as he's leaving) Wait-wait-wait!
Joey: If ya get a second, find out where she got that cheeseburger...