Ross: (about Chandler stopping the fight between Rachel and Amy) Dude... well done! Y'know what? If I die, and Rachel dies and Monica dies... you can totally take care of Emma.
Chandler: Oh yeah? Well thanks.
Ross: So, so... now do I get Joey?
Chandler: Okay... but you should know, he eats five times a day and shoves pennies up his nose.