Season 6 Episode 13

The One with Rachel's Sister (1)

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Feb 03, 2000 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Phoebe: I think there's something you should maybe know...
      : Well, it better not be about the "apartment pants", because I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren... and she loved it!
      Phoebe: No, no... It's just... I was with Ross and Jill after you left, and um, I'm pretty sure I saw a little spark between them...
      Rachel: What?
      Phoebe: Yeah, I mean, it's probably nothing, but I just wanted to warn you that there might be something there.
      Rachel: With Ross and Jill?
      Phoebe: Yeah...
      Rachel: With Ross and my sister?
      Phoebe: ...Yeah. 
      Rachel: With my sister Jill and my ex-boyfriend Ross?
      Phoebe: Yeah.
      Rachel: Oh, there is no way!
      Phoebe: Okay, then...
      Rachel: (starts thinking it might be true) Oh, my God! ...I cannot believe that! I mean I don't really like it when Ross goes out with anyone, but my sister?! Isn't that like incest or something? Oh, my God and they're gonna have sex! Oh, no... what if he marries her, too?! Oh, this is just terrible, this is just terrible! And I can't stop it! ...I don't own Ross, y'know--and Jill... she should be able to do whatever it is that she wants to do... and oh, my God! ...I can't believe Ross is marrying my little sister... this is just... this is just the worst thing that could have ever happened to me!!
      Phoebe: ...but great news about the apartment pants, huh?