Rachel: (about Phoebe's painting) Joey! We're not keeping this!
Joey: But it's an original Buffay!
Rachel: Alright, fine. You can keep it. As long as you don't mind that she's haunted.
Joey: Whoa, what, ooh, wha-what?
Rachel: Well, legend has it, Joey, that she comes alive when you're asleep. She climbs out of the frame, and then drags her half-a-body across the floor, just looking for legs to steal. Then with her one good hand, she slowly reaches up and turns your doorknob...
Joey: Get that legless witch out of here!