Season 9 Episode 7

The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Nov 14, 2002 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Rachel: I just finished getting Phoebe all dressed to meet Mike's parents. She's so nervous. It's so sweet!
      Ross: Guess what? I made Emma laugh today!
      Rachel: You what? And I missed it?! ...because I was giving a makeover to that stupid hippie?!
      Ross: Yeah, and it was... it was like a real little person laugh, too. It was... it was like... (Ross tries to imitate Emma's laugh) Only... only not creepy.
      Rachel: Well... well, what did you do to make her laugh?
      Ross: Well, I sang... well actually I rapped... "Baby Got Back"...
      Rachel: You what? You sang... to our baby daughter... a song about a guy who likes to have sex with women with giant asses?
      Ross: But y'know what, if you think about it, it actually promotes a healthy... body image... because... even big butts or... "juicy doubles"...
      Rachel: Ew!
      Ross: Please don't take her away from me!