Friends

Season 9 Episode 7

The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song

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Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Nov 14, 2002 on NBC

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    • Ross: (holding Emma) Oh, look at you! You are the cutest little baby ever! You're just a little bitty baby, y'know that? ...but you've got, you've got big, beautiful eyes. Yes, you do! And a big, round belly, and a big baby butt! (thinking about it) I like big butts. (starts rapping) "I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get..." (Emma starts laughing) Oh my God, Emma, you're laughing! Oh my God, you've never done that before, have you? You've never done that before! Daddy made you laugh, huh? (checking himself) ...Well, Daddy and Sir Mix-a-Lot. What? What? You wanna hear some more? Um... "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!" (Emma starts laughing again but it suddenly occurs to Ross) I am a terrible father!