Chandler: Hey, anybody know a good tailor?
Joey: Need some clothes altered?
Chandler: No-no... I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.
Joey: Why don't you go see Frankie? My family's been going to him forever. He did my first suit when I was fifteen. No, wait... sixteen. No, excuse me, fifteen. Alright... when was 1990?
Chandler: (emphatically) Okay, you have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance!