I swear Ross freaking about his sandwhich was the funniest thing that had happened on the show so far. It was so great watching him freak out about the one good thing in his life, a sandwhich.
Monica: Phoebe, you are a badass!
Phoebe: Yeah, sometime I'll tell you the story about the time I stabbed a cop.
Phoebe: Well, he stabbed me first!