Season 5 Episode 9

The One with Ross's Sandwich

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Dec 10, 1998 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Joey: I slept with Monica.
      Chandler: Well let's... let's see what everybody thinks of that.
      Ross: (dopey on sedatives) You slept with my sister...?
      Joey: Ah, yes. But we just did it once... in London.
      Ross: This is not good for my rage... (takes another sedative) 
      Rachel: Monica... Is this true?
      Joey: Of course it's true! How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been goin' on?
      Monica: (realizing she's cornered) Yes, it's true.
      Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?
      Joey: Uhhh... Oh, hey! That was the underwear I was wearin' that night in London... Right, Monica?
      Monica: I guess I wanted to keep it... as a souvenir.
      Ross: My God, Monica!
      Chandler: Are you sure, Joe? Are you sure you're not just a sex addict?
      Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here... it's Monica! Yeah... She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
      Phoebe: So that's why she gave you a naked picture of herself...
      Joey: That makes sense!
      Rachel: And the video camera?
      Joey: Uhhh... Monica?
      Monica: I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey.
      Joey: But sadly, I could not be enticed.
      Ross: Unbelievable. I mean, you really kept Joey's underwear? (almost pleading) Why...? Why would you do that?
      Monica: I'm Monica... I'm disgusting... I stalk guys and keep their underpants...

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