Rachel: Pheebs?! Two dates in one day? That's so unlike you.
Phoebe: I know! I'm like playin' the field, y'know? Like, jugglin' two guys, sowin' my wild oats! ...I'm this kind of, like, oat-sowin', field-playin' juggler.
Joey: So Pheebs, do they know about each other?
Phoebe: Does a dog's lips move when he reads?