Pete: I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! It's the most intense physical competition in the world--it's banned in forty-nine states!
Monica: What are you talking about?
Pete: Okay, my trainer, Hoshi, is teaching me a combination of Jeet Kune Do and Brazilian street-fighting... I've even had my own octagon training-ring designed.
Monica: (realizing sadly) ...And I suppose you used a ring-designer for that.
Pete: Yeah... Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. Whaddaya think?
Monica: ...My parents will be so happy.