Season 1 Episode 23

The One with the Birth

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM May 11, 1995 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Monica: (seeing a woman with newborn twins) No fair! I don't even have one! How come they get two?
      Chandler: You'll get one...
      Monica: Oh, yeah? ...When?
      Chandler: Alright. I'll tell you what... when we're forty, if neither of us are married, whaddaya say you and I get together and have one?
      Monica: (taking offence) Why won't I be married when I'm forty?
      Chandler: Oh, no, no. I just meant... hypothetically...
      Monica: Okay, "hypothetically"... why won't I be married when I'm forty?
      Chandler: No... no-no...
      Monica: What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?
      Chandler: Uh, uh...
      Monica: (insisting) Well?!
      Chandler: (grasping at an imaginary backpack) Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack!