Friends

Season 1 Episode 23

The One with the Birth

5
Aired Thursday 8:00 PM May 11, 1995 on NBC

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    • Monica: (Seeing a woman with newborn twins) No fair! I don't even have one! How come they get two?
      Chandler: You'll get one.
      Monica: Oh yeah? When?
      Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
      Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
      Chandler: Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.
      Monica: Okay, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
      Chandler: No, no, no.
      Monica: What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?
      Chandler: Uh, uh.
      Monica: Well?
      Chandler: Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack!
      (Chandler throws himself over the back of the chair he was sitting in, pretending he can't open his parachute.)

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