Rachel: (about describing the weirdest place they had sex) Okay, somebody, somebody...
Monica: I'll go, I'll go...
Monica: Senior year of college... on a pool table.
Joey: Ooh, hoo, hoo...
Ross: That's my sister!
Joey: Okay, Okay... My weirdest place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New York City Public Library.
Monica: Oh, my God! What were you doing in a library?
Ross: Hey, Pheebs... what about you?
Phoebe: Oh, um... Milwaukee.
(They all puzzle over it)
Phoebe: ...It's a really weird place.
Rachel: Um... Ross?
Ross: (clears his throat) Disneyland, 1989, "It's a Small World After All".
Joey: No way!
Ross: Yeah, the, uh... The ride broke down, so Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children? ...then they fixed the ride and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
Ross: So, uh... Let's see, that would leave...?
Phoebe: Ooh! Rachel!
Rachel: Oh, c'mon... I already went.
Monica: You did not go. Tell us!
Rachel: Alright, uhhh... The weirdest place, would have to be... Oh! The foot of the bed.
Ross: Step back...
Joey: We have a winner!