Phoebe: This is so typical. I'm always the last one to know everything.
Monica: No, you are not. We tell you stuff.
Phoebe: Yuh-huh! I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock at the zoo... I was the last to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in...
(Monica frantically gestures for Phoebe to shut up)
Phoebe: (tickled) Oh... Looks like I was second to last.