Rachel: Emma started crawling and I realized that this place is very unsafe for a baby, so I went to the store and got some stuff to baby-proof the apartment.
Joey: Ach, baby-proofing. Why is this such a big deal now? You know, when I was a kid it was like, "Whoops! Joey fell down the stairs!" or "Whoops! Joey electrocuted himself again!"
Monica: Anyway... um, are you going to get a handyman to install this stuff?
Rachel: No. I was just going to do this myself.
Joey: (laughs mockingly) You're gonna do it?
Rachel: (accusingly) Yeah, why? You don't think a woman can do this?
Joey: Oh, women can... you can't!
Rachel: Monica, would you please tell Joey that he is a pig?
Monica: (to Joey) You're a pig. (turning to Rachel) ...and you can't do this.
Rachel: What? C'mon! I found the hardware store all by myself!
Joey: The hardware store is right down the street.
Rachel: There is a hardware store right down the street?