Season 2 Episode 2

The One with the Breast Milk

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Sep 28, 1995 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Joey: (coming home dressed like a cowboy) Well, they switched me over to Hombre.
      Chandler: Well, maybe it's because of the way you're dressed.
      Joey: Or maybe it's because this guy's doing so good they want to put more people on it. You should see this guy, Chandler... he goes through, like, two bottles a day now!
      Chandler: (pouring Joey some juice and sliding it over to him like a western bartender) What do you care? You're an actor. This is your day job. This isn't supposed to mean anything to you.
      Joey: I know, but I was the best, y'now? I liked being the best. Maybe I should just get out of the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.
      Chandler: Alright, say you do that... sooner or later, somebody's gonna come along that slices a better cheddar. Then where you gonna run?
      Joey Yeah, I guess you're right.
      Chandler: You're damn right I'm right. I say you show this guy what you're made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie!
      Joey: I'm gonna do it!
      Chandler: (polishing Joey's juice glass) Alright! Now, go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.