Season 2 Episode 2

The One with the Breast Milk

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Sep 28, 1995 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • (Rachel has found a lunch receipt in the pocket of a coat she loaned Monica)
      Monica: (about her lunch with Julie) Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother's girlfriend. And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew it, we were... shopping.
      Rachel: Oh... Oh, my God!
      Monica: Honey, wait... We only did it once... It didn't mean anything to me.
      Rachel: Yeah, right. Sure!
      Monica: Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time... Look, I'm sorry, alright? I never meant for you to find out!
      Rachel: Oh, please, you wanted to get caught.
      Monica: That is not true!
      Rachel: (about the receipt in her coat) Oh, so you just sort of happened to leave it in here?
      Monica: Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?