Season 1 Episode 6

The One with the Butt

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Oct 27, 1994 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Monica: Okay, so I'm responsible, I'm organized. But hey, I can be a kook!
      Ross: Alright, you madcap gal! Try to imagine this. The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away.
      Monica: Why not?
      Ross: Because you're a kook! Instead, you wait until they send you a notice.
      Monica: I could do that.
      Rachel: Okay, okay, then, uh... you let me go grocery shopping...
      Monica: No problem.
      Rachel: I'm not done yet! ...and I buy laundry detergent, but... it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.
      Monica: Why would someone do that?! (seeing Ross and Rachel look at her smugly) might wonder. But, I would be fine with that.
      Chandler: Someone's left a glass on the coffee table. There's no coaster. It's a cold drink, it's a hot day. Little beads of condensation are inching their way closer and closer to the surface of the wood...
      Monica: (grabs Chandler) Stop it! (realizing) Oh, my God! It's true. Who am I?
      Ross: Monica... you're Mom...
      (Monica gasps and Phoebe mimics the screeching violins from Psycho)