Season 1 Episode 6

The One with the Butt

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Oct 27, 1994 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Monica: Okay, so I'm responsible, I'm organized. But I can be a kook! I can be a... a mad-cat gal.
      Ross: Alright, 'mad-cat gal'. Try this on for size. The phone bill comes, but you don't pay it right away.
      Monica: Why not?
      Ross: Because you're a kook! Instead, you wait till they send you a notice.
      Monica: I could do that.
      Rachel: Okay, okay, and you let me go grocery shopping and I buy laundry detergent, but not the one with the easy-to-pour spout.
      Monica: Why would someone do that?! (Ross and Rachel stare at her) One might wonder.
      Chandler: Someone's left a glass on the table. There's no coaster. It's a cold drink, it's a hot day. Little beads of condensation are inching their way closer and closer to the surface of the wood-
      Monica: (Grabs Chandler) STOP IT! Oh my god. It's true. Who am I?
      Ross: Monica... you're Mom.