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Phoebe's Song: "Dumb, Drunken Bitch"
...dumb, drunken bitch!
Magna Doodle: THANKS FOR ALL YOUR STUFF!
Continuity: In "The One With the List", Monica says that she is allergic to cat hair, yet in this episode she is comfortable with a cat right in front of her. She also mentions several other times that she is allergic to cats and in season 5 when Rachel gets the hairless cat she has an allergic reaction to it.
Goof: When Rachel is supposedly on the phone calling Chip, you can clearly see that she does not dial. The camera goes to Ross and then back to Rachel real quick and there's no way she could have dialed the numbers that fast.
Factual Error: Aren't animals, besides special-help dogs, banned from any place that serves food like Central Perk?
Ross: Chip Matthews? The guy who took Rachel to the prom? Why is he calling you?
Monica: Because I ran into him at the bank. He is still so cute!
Ross: (Sarcastically) Monica, you are so lucky! He's like the most popular guy in school!
Monica: (Not sarcastically) I know!
Phoebe: (To the cat) I want you to know how much you mean to me, and you can come back and visit anytime you like.
Chandler: Phoebs, if she could come back as a couch, we would really appreciate it.
Rachel: So, how was your date?
Monica: Well, you know how I always wanted to go out with Chip Matthews in high school?
Monica: Well, tonight, I actually went out with Chip Matthews in high school.
Rachel: Oh honey, I'm sorry.
Monica: No, it's okay, not only did I get to go out with Chip Matthews, I got to dump Chip Matthews.
Rachel: Oh, that's so great!
Monica: I know!
Rachel: I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?
Monica: Look, you and I went to different high schools...
Rachel: Okay, that doesn't help me, because we went to the same high school.
Monica: You went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off Chip's motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket. I went to one where I wore a band uniform they had to have specially made.
Rachel: They had to have that specially made?!
Monica: It was a project for one of the Home Ec classes.
Rachel: Oh, my God! They told us that was for the mascot!
Ross: (Reading the newspaper) Hey, here's a question: where did you guys get the finest oak east of the Mississippi?
Chandler: Uh huh, first you tell us where you got the prettiest lace in all the land.
Ross: I'm reading your ad.
Joey: Looks good, uh?
Chandler: (Reading) Stunning entertainment center. Fine... fine Italian craftsmanship.
Phoebe: Oh my God, you guys are selling the entertainment center?
Rachel: Why? I love that thing.
Chandler: You want it?
Phoebe & Rachel: Oh, no!
Chandler: (About the ad in the paper for their entertainment unit) All right, look. I'm changing it to "fifty dollars or your best offer."
Joey: What kind of profit is that? And you call yourself an accountant?
Ross: I was just leaving.
Rachel: Good, cause I've got a product report to read. It's like eight pages, I hope I don't fall asleep.
Ross: Why, did you write it?
Phoebe: I just, I just have this really strong feeling that this cat is my mother.
Rachel: You mean the mom you met in Montauk? She was a cat?
Chandler: Well, that makes the fact that she owns beach front property all the more impressive.
Chandler: (Comes home to find all their stuff gone and Joey locked in the entertainment center) Are you all right?
Joey: Yes. (Chandler opens the unit) Aw, man, he said he wouldn't take the chair!
Chandler: What happened?
Joey: This guy came by to look at the unit and he bet me that a human body couldn't fit inside of it.
Chandler: So you got in willingly?
Joey: Hey, I was trying to make a sale here. Oh man, if I ever see that guy again, you know what I'm gonna do?
Chandler: Bend over?!
Ross: Oh! You know, I've got an extra futon.
Joey: Dude, you don't have to brag! We got nothing here!
(Chandler walks past the entertainment unit and rips his suit)
Chandler: (To Joey) Wow! That ripped! That ripped real nice!
Ross: Hey! So, uh, what did the insurance company say?
Chandler: Oh, they said, uh "you don't have insurance here, so stop calling us."
Monica: What happened here?
Chandler: Well, Joey was born. And 28 years later, I was robbed!
Rachel: They really got you guys! The TV, the stereo...
Phoebe: The microwave, the chairs...
Joey: Aww man, he took the five of spades! Oh, no here it is.
Phoebe: Ross, how many parents have you ever lost?
Phoebe: Then you don't know what it feels like when one of them comes back.
Rachel: Grrr, I hate it when Ross is right!
Monica: He is right, isn't he?
Chandler: Well, this could be the one time that he's not right.
Rachel: You think so?
Chandler: Oh no, I think he's right.
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic: Případ zatoulané kočky (Case of the Stray Cat)
This episode runs 24:03 on DVD (a typical sitcom runs about 22:00).
Dedicated "To the memory of Dorothy Kauffman."
Chandler: Uh, Gepetto? Five thousand dollars? Are you insane?
The Adventures of Pinocchio is a novel for children by Italian author Carlo Collodi, about a woodcarver named Geppetto and his marionette. It was successfully adapted into the Walt Disney film Pinocchio.
Rachel: Jurassic Park could happen!
Jurassic Park is a 1993 thriller film, adapted from a novel written by Michael Crichton, about genetically engineered dinosaurs.
Rachel: Actually, I do think Kirk was smarter than Spock.
Kirk and Spock are both characters from the famous TV series Star Trek.
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