Ross: (reading the newspaper) Say, here's a question. Where did you guys get "...the finest oak east of the Mississippi"?
Chandler: Nuh-uh... First you tell us where you got the prettiest lace in all the land.
Ross: I'm reading your ad...
Joey: Looks good, huh?
Chandler: (reading) "Stunning entertainment center. Fine... fine Italian craftsmanship..."
Phoebe: Oh, my God! You guys are selling the entertainment center?
Rachel: Why? I love that thing.
Chandler: You want it?
Phoebe & Rachel: Oh, no!