Friends

Season 7 Episode 18

The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress

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Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Mar 15, 2001 on NBC

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    • Ross: So Joey, um, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?
      Kristen: Well, Joey doesn't like to talk about it but, he's one of the stars of Days of Our Lives.
      Ross: That's right! That's right, don't you play a woman?
      Joey: A woman in a man's body.
      Ross: Much better.
      Joey: So ya know Ross, it's funny 'cause, you look familiar to me too. Have you ever been married?
      Ross: Well yes. Yes, I have. In fact um, just the other day, Kristen and I were talking about how I've been married and how I have a son.
      Kristen: Yeah, little Eric.
      Ross: That's right! Wait. No, Ben.
      Joey: So you've just married the one time then?
      Ross: Well, um...
      Kristen: You've been married twice?
      Ross: Yes...and another time after that. Boy, I'm getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when the girl goes to the bathroom, you eat some of her food?
      Kristen: You said the waiter ate my crab cake.
      Joey: Yeah. So uh, Ross, well now why did that first marriage breakup, hmm? Was it because the woman was straight or because she was a lesbian?
      Kristen: Do you two know each other?
      Joey & Ross: No.
      Joey: No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.
      Ross: Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea?
      Joey: Have you ever slept in the same bed as a monkey?!
      Ross: Hey, you leave Marcel out of this!
      Joey: Fine! Have you ever got stuck in a pair of your own leather pants?!
      Ross: Hey have you ever locked yourself in a TV cabinet, V.D. boy?!
      Joey: Monkey lover!
      (They both notice that Kristen had left)
      Joey: When do you think we lost her?
      Ross: Probably around gonorrhea.

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