Ross: So Joey, um, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?
Kristen: Well, Joey doesn't like to talk about it but, he's one of the stars of Days of Our Lives.
Ross: That's right! That's right, don't you play a woman?
Joey: A woman in a man's body.
Ross: Much better.
Joey: So ya know Ross, it's funny 'cause, you look familiar to me too. Have you ever been married?
Ross: Well yes. Yes, I have. In fact um, just the other day, Kristen and I were talking about how I've been married and how I have a son.
Kristen: Yeah, little Eric.
Ross: That's right! Wait. No, Ben.
Joey: So you've just married the one time then?
Ross: Well, um...
Kristen: You've been married twice?
Ross: Yes... and another time after that. Boy, I'm getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when the girl goes to the bathroom, you eat some of her food?
Kristen: You said the waiter ate my crab cake.
Joey: Yeah. So uh, Ross, well now why did that first marriage break up, hmm? Was it because the woman was straight or because she was a lesbian?
Kristen: Do you two know each other?
Joey & Ross: No.
Joey: No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.
Ross: Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea?
Joey: Have you ever slept in the same bed as a monkey?!
Ross: Hey, you leave Marcel out of this!
Joey: Fine! Have you ever got stuck in a pair of your own leather pants?!
Ross: Hey have you ever locked yourself in a TV cabinet, VD boy?!
Joey: Monkey lover!
(They both notice that Kristen had left)
Joey: When do you think we lost her?
Ross: Probably around gonorrhea.
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