Chandler: Okay, so I can't fire Joseph, but, uh... I can sleep with his wife...
Chandler: Yeah! I'm thinking about having an affair with her... Y'know what? I just did!
Joey: What are you trying to do to me, man?
Chandler: Oh, it wasn't me! It was my character, "Chandy"! ...the rogue processor who seduces his co-workers' wives for sport, then laughs about it the next day at the water cooler! In fact, I have her panties in my desk drawer, right now!
Joey: (looking hurt) Really?!
Chandler: No, freak show! She's fictional!