Season 5 Episode 16

The One with the Cop

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Feb 23, 1999 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • (Ross and Rachel pick up a couch to carry it home)
      : You two are really going to enjoy that couch...
      Ross: Oh, yeah, we're ah... yeah, we're not together.
      Salesman: Oh, okay... Yeah, something didn't quite add up there.
      Ross: What's that supposed to mean?
      Rachel: (struggling to hold up the couch) Ross?! 
      Salesman: Well, you, her... I mean she's very... you know, and you're like... you know...
      Ross: Not that it's any of your business but we did go out.
      Salesman: Really? You two?
      Ross: Yeah... Rach'?
      Rachel: C'mon, I don't really wanna be doing this right now... I'm carrying a very heavy couch!
      Ross: Then tell him quickly.
      Rachel: Fine... we went out.
      Ross: Not only did we go out, we did it... 298 times!
      Rachel: Ross! Oh, my... Ach! You kept count?! You are such a loser!
      Ross: (smugly) A loser you did it with 298 times!