Season 1 Episode 21

The One with the Fake Monica

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Apr 27, 1995 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Phoebe: (to Marcel at the airport) Goodbye little monkey guy. I wrote you this poem, okay? ...but don't eat it until you get on the plane.
      Ross: (speaking for Marcel) Aww... Thank you, Aunt Phoebe.
      Phoebe: (touched) Oh!
      Chandler: Okay, bye, champ... Now, I know there's gonna be a lot of babes in San Diego, but remember, there's also a lot to learn.
      Joey: I don't know what to say, Ross. It's a monkey.
      Ross: Well, just say what you feel, Joey.
      Joey: Marcel, I'm hungry.
      Ross: That was good.
      Rachel: (holding a teddy bear) Marcel, this is for you... It's uh, just, y'know... something to, um... do on the plane.
      Ross: If you guys don't mind, I'd like to take a moment just me and him...
      Everyone: Absolutely... Oh sure... Go ahead...
      Ross: Marcel, c'mere... c'mere... Well buddy, this is it... Just a couple of things that I wanted to say... Well, I'm really gonna miss you... I'm never gonna forget about you... You've been more than just a pet to me. You've been more like a--Marcel! ...would you just leave my leg alone? Would you just stop humping me for two seconds?! Marcel... (to the animal handler) Okay, just take him away... Just take him.