Season 9 Episode 21

The One with the Fertility Test

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM May 01, 2003 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Monica: That's so weird. How did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.
      Ross: Hey, I thought I'd end up kissing Charlie too, okay? But... surprise!
      Chandler: I missed most of the party. Charlie is a girl, right?
      Ross: Yes, she is this new professor in my department that I... did not kiss!
      Rachel: (incensed) I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party... God!
      Ross: Why do you care so much?
      Monica: Yes, Rachel... why do you care so much?
      Rachel: (on the spot) Because... Ross is the father of my child... y'know... and I... want him to hook up with lots of women! I just... All I'm saying is... I don't think that Joey and Charlie have anything in common.
      Ross: Oh, I don't know, they seem to have a shared interest in each other's tonsils.
      Phoebe: Wow, Joey and a professor! Can you imagine if they had kids and if the kids got her intelligence and Joey's raw sexual magnetism...? Those nerds would get laid!