Phoebe: (answers the door to find Heckles looking disturbed) No, no! Mr. Heckles, no one is making any noise up here!
Mr. Heckles: You're disturbing my oboe practice.
Phoebe: You don't play the oboe.
Mr. Heckles: I could play the oboe...
Phoebe: Well, then I'm going to have to ask you to keep it down. (shuts the door)