Joey: (about his petite new girlfriend) I mean, I like her a lot and she's really nice, but...
Monica: But what...?
Joey: She keeps punchin' me!
Monica: In that cute, little, sweet way she just did?
Joey: Hey, it's a lot harder than it looks, okay? She's... she's hurting me.
Monica: I know what you need--you need a bodyguard... Hey, Ross, what's Ben doing after preschool?
Chandler: Hey, listen, Joey is having a problem... A little girl is beating him up.
Rachel: Awww, Joey... c'mere, look... (takes his hand) Honey, I know this must be really, really difficult for you, and... Oh, I-I'm sorry... am I hurting you?