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Season 5 Episode 15

The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Feb 18, 1999 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Rachel (about Ross): And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.
      Chandler: Okay, very, very funny. But don't say things like that to Monica I don't want you putting any ideas in her head.
      Rachel: Um, Chandler, you do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head.
      Chandler: Wha-Why?
      Rachel: Well, because she loves you and you love her.
      Chandler: Yeah, so, what's that supposed to mean?
      Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out. I'm telling you something you already know. Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies and she's a woman and she's almost 30 and you know, she's Monica.
      Chandler: I don't see it that way, okay? Because I see two Monicas. The one who's my friend and that lives across the hall and wants to have a lot of babies. And then the new Monica who I just started to date. Now who's to say what she wants? I'm right. I'm right. Am I right?
      Rachel: Oh, absolutely.
      Chandler: I'm completely different than Richard anyway, he's an eye doctor and I don't wear glasses.
      Rachel: No, you're right. You're absolutely right. I mean, that makes everything different.
      Chandler: It's not different at all, is it?
      Rachel: Not unless different means the same.