Season 5 Episode 15

The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Feb 18, 1999 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Monica: You get all freaked out because everbody was talking and just joking around about marriage and stuff.
      Chandler: Well, y-you do want all that stuff, right?
      Monica: Oh, and you know what I want?
      Chandler: Yes! You want babies! You have baby fever!
      Monica: I do not have baby fever...!
      Chandler: Oh, please--you are obsessed with babies, and, and marriage, and everything that's related to babies and, and marriage... Y'know what? I got a good idea... why don't we turn the heat down on this pressure cooker!
      Monica: Have you lost your mind? Chandler this isn't about me, this is about you and all your weird relationship commitment crap.
      Chandler: Nuh-uh! I know you! Okay, I know the thoughts you have in the head--in your head.
      Monica: You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you? And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! (leaves)
      Chandler: (to himself) No, I did not know that...

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