Season 5 Episode 15

The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Feb 18, 1999 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us. A lot of us thinking. And uh, well, I guess there's only one way to do this. (gets down on one knee)
      Monica: Wh- Wh- What are you doing?
      Chandler: Monica...
      Monica: No, no, no. Don't-- D-Don't do it.
      Chandler: Will you marry me?
      Ross: Oh, no, no, no.
      Joey: What a bad idea.
      Rachel (about the ring): Oh, I can't not look at it.
      Monica: Chandler, why are you doing this?
      Chandler: I don't know. But I know that I'm not afraid to do this.
      Monica: Chandler...
      Chandler: I'm doing this because I'm sorry?
      Monica: Do you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?
      Chandler: Well, no, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married. Will you be my wife?
      Monica: Chandler, I want you to take just a minute and think about how ridiculous this sounds.
      Chandler: Yeah, I'm kind of wishing everyone wasn't here right now.
      Monica: Honey, you know that none of that stuff came from me. I never said that I wanted to have babies and get married right now!
      Chandler: Yeah, I know I was really confused and then I talked to these guys. (motions to Ross & Joey)
      Monica: Who? Two divorces and Joey?
      Joey (to Ross): She's right, y'know?
      Ross: Yeah, but still, cheap shot.
      Monica: You know when I said that I wanted to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own? Well, you're not ready for that.
      Chandler: I didn't think I was!