Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us. A lot of "us" thinking. And uh, well, I guess there's only one way to do this... (gets down on one knee)
Monica: Wha-What are you doing?
Monica: No-no-no... Don't, don't do it.
Chandler: (opens a jewel box containing an engagement ring) Will you marry me?
Ross: Oh, no-no-no...
Joey: What a bad idea.
Rachel: (about the ring): Oh, I can't not look at it.
Monica: Chandler, why are you doing this?
Chandler: I don't know. But I know that I'm not afraid to do this.
Chandler: ...I'm doing this because I'm sorry?
Monica: Do you, um... do you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?
Chandler: Well, no... the best reason to get married is pregnancy--sorry is pretty much fourth, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married... Will you be my wife?
Monica: Chandler, I want you to take just a minute and I want you to think about how ridiculous this sounds.
Chandler: Yeah, I'm kind of wishing everyone wasn't here right now.
Monica: Honey, you know that none of that stuff came from me. I never said that I wanted to have babies and get married right now!
Chandler: Yeah, I know... I was really confused and then I talked to these guys... (motions to Ross & Joey)
Monica: Who? Two divorces and Joey?
Joey: (to Ross): She's right, y'know.
Ross: Yeah, but still... cheap shot.
Monica: Y'know when I said that I wanted you to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own? ...well, you're not ready for that.
Chandler: I didn't think I was!