Season 7 Episode 10

The One with the Holiday Armadillo

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Dec 14, 2000 on NBC
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Episode Summary

Ross's plans to teach Ben about Hanukkah are continually thwarted when the young boy can't get his mind off of Santa. Phoebe prepares to move back into her refurbished apartment, with or without Rachel. However, she'll stop at nothing to get Rachel to go with her, including buying Joey a drum set. Monica is mystified by Chandler's inability to tip properly.moreless

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  • A really boring episode and not a lot occurred

    Everytime I see this episode I dislike it more and more. Ross explaining what Hanukkah was, over and over and over (as he kept getting interrupted) was very, very boring. Him dressing up as an Armadillo was just completely random and stupid. Honestly it was as if the writers had no idea what to write, so they threw in an Armadillo.

    Rachel and Phoebe planned to move back to there apartment after it was burnt down, why would it have been fixed right before christmas?

    Series seven was a good season, this episode being the only one that was a let down.moreless
  • Christmas episode, part deux.

    Well I guess there was two Christmas episodes this season. The plot continues as Ross tries to show Ben about Hannukah, and he dresses up in a ridiculous outfit to show him. I like how in the end, all the friends gather together, to light the candles. Like an easter bunny's funeral. That was hilarious. Phoebe's plot was the best. Trying to drive Rachel out of Joey's apartment. But in the end. Phoebe wants the whole apartment to herself. Although I kind of wanted them to move in together again. Oh well. Chandler's tipping was funny side plot. It kind of died down a bit toward the end though. Good episode.moreless
  • a funny episode

    Ross's plans to teach Ben about Hanukkah are continually thwarted when the young boy can't get his mind off of Santa and when he dresses up as an armadillo to teach him of it, chandler walks in as santa and steals ross's limelight. Phoebe prepares to move back into her refurbished apartment, with or without Rachel. However, she'll stop at nothing to get Rachel to go with her, including buying Joey a drum set and a tarantula but it doesnt work as rachael loves the gifts and in the end pheobes appartment is no longer safe for them bith to live there. Monica is mystified by Chandler's inability to tip properly. unlike richard which makes chandler even more determined to get it right.moreless
  • too funny

    This epsisode was too funny because of Ross dressing up like an armadillo to teach Ben about Hannakah. He wasn't going to dress up like Santa like Susan does each year so he could teach Ben about being Jewish and why they celebrate Hannakah but Ben thought Santa wasn't coming because he had been bad so Ross felt like he had to dress up for ben. But when he went to go rent a Snata costum there wasn't any left so he rented an armadillo costum. My favorite part is when Monica says "you must be tied coming all the way from Texas". This was a great episode.moreless
  • Ross's plans to teach Ben about Hanukkah are continually thwarted when the young boy can't get his mind off of Santa. Phoebe prepares to move back into her refurbished apartment, with or without Rachel.moreless

    Great episode. I don't know why Phoebe would move into her apartment so close to Christmas. I would wait. I am surprised Ben didn't know that Superman was Joey but it was funny. First Ross- The Hoilday Armadillo, second Chandler0- Santa and then Joey- Superman! That must of been an awesome Christmas for Ben then! Joey was the best! I think it would be very funny if Phoebe and Joey lived together. That would be so funny!!!moreless
Terry Rhoads

Terry Rhoads

The Maitre'd

Guest Star

Barry Wiggins

Barry Wiggins

The Man

Guest Star

Sean Corvelle

Sean Corvelle

The Salesman

Guest Star

Cole Sprouse

Cole Sprouse

Ben Geller-Willick-Bunch

Recurring Role

James Michael Tyler

James Michael Tyler


Recurring Role

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (5)

    • Continuity: The drums and the spider that Phoebe gives to Joey in this episode are never seen or mentioned again.

    • Goof: When Ben sits down on the couch to hear about the Festival of Lights he seems to sit down in the wrong place, and Monica helps him move over.

    • Goof: When Ross entered the costume shop, the salesman mistakenly thought Ross was there to return the pants he was wearing. Since Ross was empty handed, did the salesman think he was going to remove his pants to return them, and then leave the shop in his underwear?
      Note: Clearly, the salesman was joking, suggesting that Ross had such terrible taste in clothing that his pants could be thought of as a "costume".

    • Goof: When Ross is telling Ben about Hanukkah in his apartment, Ben's hair keeps changing from laying flat to spiked up between shots.

    • Continuity: In this episode, Chandler can't tip by passing the money while handshaking. Yet in "The One Where Old Yeller Dies" both Chandler and Joey learn how to slip money from Richard.

  • QUOTES (18)

    • Ross: I wanna take this year to teach him all about Hanukkah.
      Phoebe: And maybe I could teach Ben about the Christmas skull and how people die.
      Rachel: You may need to use this year to teach Ben about Phoebe.

    • Rachel: (about Joey coming out of their bathroom, reading a newspaper) Did you know he was in there?
      Monica: No.
      Chandler: How long have we been home?
      Monica: About a half an hour.
      Chandler: Lovely!

    • Chandler: Hey, you know what I was thinking? When we get married, are you gonna change your last name to Bing?
      Monica: No.
      Chandler: Why not?
      Monica: Bing's weird.

    • Chandler: (to the Maitre D') Hi, could we get two burritos to go, please?
      Monica: I'm sorry. But not that sorry, 'cause you don't have to live with it.

    • Ross: Santa's coming.
      Ben: Will he bring me an ant farm?
      Ross: Will you keep it at Mommy's?
      Ben: Okay.
      Ross: Then sure!

    • Phoebe: (Rachel is enjoying the drums Phoebe bought Joey to trick her into moving out) So you like the drums? That's, that's great! You know, I was worried that, you know, they would create maybe an unbearable living situation. But okay, well, apparently not, so... yay!

    • Chandler: Hey, Pheebs. If you want to get Joey a Christmas present that disrupts the entire building, why not get him something a little bit more subtle like a wrecking ball or a vial of small pox to release in the hallway?
      Monica: It's not just the drum noise. Every five minutes Joey throws his sticks in the air and I have to hear: "Oh, my eye! Oh, God, my eye!"

    • Salesman: Hello, Sir. You're here to return those pants?
      Ross: No, these are my pants.
      Salesman: Oh... okay!

    • Ross: (wearing an armadillo costume) I'm the Holiday Armadillo! I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me here to wish you a merry Christmas
      Monica: What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?
      Ross: Santa was unavailable so close to Christmas!
      Monica: Oh, well, come in, have a seat. You must be exhausted coming all the way from... Texas.
      Ben: Texas?
      Ross: That's right, Ben. I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states and Mexico! But he sent me here to bring some presents for you! Merry Christmas! Oh... and, Happy Hanukkah!

    • Ben: Are you for Hanukkah, too? Because I'm part Jewish.
      Ross: (dressed as an armadillo) You are? Me too!
      Monica: Because armadillos also wandered in the desert?

    • (As Ross begins to tell the story of Hanukkah, Chandler arrives in a Santa suit, interrupting)
      Ross: What are you doing here, Santa?
      Chandler: Well, I'm here to see my old buddy, Ben. What are you doing here,... weird... turtle man?

    • Monica: Ben, why don't you go open some presents, while Santa, the Armadillo and I have a little talk in the kitchen. (mostly to herself) Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd say.

    • Chandler: If Santa and the Holiday Armadillo are ever in the same room for too long, the universe will implode!

    • (Phoebe's apartment has been re-done, but it only has one bedroom)
      Rachel: So what should we do? Should we start looking for a new place?
      Phoebe: You know, I'm, um, I'm sensing that, um, my grandmother would not be comfortable with that.
      Rachel: Oh yeah? Starting to feel her again there, are we?
      Phoebe: A little bit, yeah.
      Rachel: Pheebs, is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone?
      Phoebe: You heard her, too? You have the gift!

    • Chandler: (referring to the story Ross was telling) My favorite part was when Superman flew all the Jews out of Egypt.

    • Ben: Why is Santa kissing Aunt Monica?
      Monica: Because Aunt Monica was very, very good this year.

    • (Rachel and Phoebe enter Monica's darkened apartment. Monica is lighting a menorah as Ben, Superman, Santa Claus and the Holiday Armadillo look on)
      Rachel: Wow. Looks like the Easter Bunny's funeral in here.

    • Joey: (about the tarantula) Did you get it?
      Rachel: I got it.
      Joey: Back in the cage?
      Rachel: It's back in the cage.
      Joey: Is the cage closed?
      Rachel: Joey, will you just come out here and stop being such a baby!
      (Joey comes out of his bedroom dressed as Superman)

  • NOTES (4)


    • Chandler: (dressed as Santa) But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowlful of jelly.
      This is a reference to the well-known poem "The Night Before Christmas." The poem was written anonymously in 1823 and is largely responsible for the modern day concept of the American Santa Claus. The specific line is "... and a little round belly that shook when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly."

    • Phoebe: I understand why Superman is here, but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunny's Funeral?
      Superman, Joey's costume, is a fictional comic book superhero published by DC Comics.
      The Easter Bunny, who is the subject of numerous stories, is a mythic bunny who brings candy and presents to children at Easter, a Christian holiday.

    • Rachel and Joey: Tequila!

      Rachel and Joey were attempting to perform "Tequila," a 1958 song by The Champs.

    • Chandler: I just got us reservations at Michelle's and tickets to The Music Man to celebrate our first holiday season as a betrothed couple.

      The Music Man is a Tony Award-winning Broadway musical by Meredith Wilson.