Ross: Let's say Janice is coming back from a trip and she gives you two options. Option number one, she'll take a cab home from the airport, or option number two, you can meet her at baggage claim. What do you do?
Chandler: That's easy, baggage claim.
Ross: Ennnh! Wrong! Now you're single. It's actually secret option number three... you meet her at the gate. That way she knows you love her.