Friends

Season 9 Episode 17

The One with the Memorial Service

6
Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Mar 13, 2003 on NBC

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  • Trivia

    • Trivia: In the opening scene at Ross's apartment, we can see that Rachel's "Excelsior" sewing machine poster is still on the wall, even though it has been several weeks since she moved out. This poster was in her rooms at both Monica's and Joey's apartments.

    • Trivia: Phoebe says "Damn you Monica Geller-Bing." However it is revealed in "The One with Princess Consuela" that Monica never changed her last name.

    • Continuity: In "The One with Joey's New Brain", Phoebe tells the owner of the cellphone they found that she lives in apartment 14. But in this episode. when Mike and Monica are standing at Phoebe's door, her apartment number is 16.

  • Quotes

    • Ross: Have you seen this? It's a new alumni website for college! It's cool! You can post messages for people, let everyone know what you're up to.
      Chandler: Great. A faster way to tell people that I'm unemployed and childless.
      Ross: It's actually kinda interesting to find out what people are doing... Remember Andrea Rich...?
      Chandler: The tall girl who wouldn't sleep with you?
      Ross: Uh huh... Well, her Internet company went under and she lost an ear in a boating accident.
      Chandler: Bet she'd sleep with you now!
      Ross: (after an awkward pause) No... I already emailed her.

    • Chandler: (reading from Ross's alumni webpage) You split with Carol because you have different interests? I think you split with Carol because you had one very similar interest!

    • Rachel: Hey! How was basketball?
      Joey: Oh, it was a lot of fun right up until Chandler got a finger in the eye!
      Rachel: Oh, no! Who did that?
      Joey: Chandler.

    • Ross: (about his Chandler-enhanced webpage) I have sex with dinosaurs?!
      Chandler: (with a degree of pride) I believe I read that somewhere...
      Ross: Not only is it not funny, it's physically impossible, okay? Depending on the species, I'd have to have a six-foot long... It's not funny!!

    • Monica: (reading from the alumni website) Why would Ross tell your entire college class that you are "...as gay as the day is long"?
      Chandler: Because I told people he likes to have sex with dinosaurs.
      Monica: That's different. That's obviously a lie. This could easily be true!

    • Ross: (to Chandler) I'm dead?!

    • Ross: Posting that I died? That really isn't funny!
      Chandler: Well... how you died was funny.
      Ross: Oh, please! Hit by a blimp?
      Chandler: (starting to sob) It kills over one Americans every year!

    • Phoebe: Damn you, Monica Geller-hyphen-Bing!

    • Rachel: Should I be concerned that a button fell off the old Hugsy and I can't find it?
      Joey: Oh, no, don't worry about that. I swallowed that years ago.

    • Monica(to Phoebe when there's a knock on the door) Who's that?
      Phoebe: I ordered Chinese food.
      (Monica opens the door to find Mike)
      Phoebe: (pretending surprise) What are the chances?! One billion Chinese people and they send Mike!

    • Chandler: (about Ross's "edited" photo of him) So that's what I'd look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman.

    • Ross: (about the website) You get sixty responses just for comin' outta the closet! I didn't get one response... and, and I'm dead!
      Chandler: Well, the gay community's a lot more vocal than the dead community.

    • Rachel: You're gonna take Hugsy away from a little child?
      Joey: How do you think I got him in the first place?!

    • Ross: (to Monica and Chandler) It's been an hour and not one of my classmates has shown up! I tell you, when I actually die, some people are gonna get seriously haunted!

    • Ross: I'm dead and no one cares?
      Monica: I look like a man?
      Chandler: Please, one ridiculous problem at a time!
      Ross: This isn't ridiculous. Look around! No one's here!
      Chandler: You gave them one day's notice! Not everyone in our class checks the website everyday! ...and Monica, it's probably the way you stand.

    • Kori: Hi, I'm here for Ross Geller's memorial service.
      Chandler: Kori? Kori Weston?
      Kori: Yeah.
      Chandler: Whew! You look amazing!
      Kori: And you are...?
      Chandler: (vigorously shaking her hand) Chandler, Chandler Bing. I'm not gay, I'm not gay at all.
      Monica: You are married, though!
      Chandler: Don't listen to him. He's in a really bad mood.

    • Ross: (on the phone with his mother) Actually, no. Even if I had died, you would not be left childless... (after listening for a moment) Monica!

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Monica: (on the phone) He just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge! 
      Moulin Rouge is a 2001 musical remake of Verdi's opera, "La Traviata." Set in a cabaret in Paris, it stars Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor.

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