Ross: Have you seen this? It's a new alumni website for college! It's cool! You can post messages for people--let everyone know what you're up to.
Chandler: Great. A faster way to tell people that I'm unemployed and childless.
Ross: It's actually kinda interesting to find out what people are doing... Remember Andrea Rich...?
Chandler: The tall girl who wouldn't sleep with you?
Ross: Uh huh... Well, her Internet company went under and she lost an ear in a boating accident.
Chandler: Bet she'd sleep with you now...
Ross: (after an awkward pause) No... I already emailed her.