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Season 3 Episode 4

The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Oct 10, 1996 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Carol: G.I. Joe?
      Ross: I don't know what to tell you guys, that's the doll he chose.
      Susan: What'd you do, dip it in sugar?
      Ross: G.I. Joe's in, Barbie's out. If you guys can't deal with it, that's just your too bad.
      Monica: What are you being such a weenie for? Ben has a Barbie, big deal. You used to dress up like a woman.
      Ross: What?
      Monica: You used to dress up in Mom's clothes all the time?
      Ross: I have no idea what you're talking about.
      Monica: The big hat, the pearls, the little pink handbag.
      Ross: Okay, you are totally making this up.
      Monica: How can you not remember? You made us call you "Bea"?
      Ross: (Remembers) Oh, God.
      Susan: I've literally never been this happy.
      Monica: And wasn't there a song?
      Carol: Oh please God, let there be a song.
      Ross: There was no song. (To Monica) There was no song.
      Monica: (Singing) I am Bea, I drink tea...
      Ross: (Goes into another room) That's not it at all!
      Monica: (Singing on the other side of the door) Won't you...won't you...
      Ross: (Opens door) Won't you dance around with me.