Phoebe: (explaining to Joey how she forgot to give him a message) Well, it was just... it was all so crazy, y'know? I mean, Chandler was in the closet counting to ten, and he was up to seven, and I hadn't found a place to hide yet. I meant to tell you, and I wrote it all down on my hand. (shows Joey her hand) See? All of it.
Joey: Yep, that's my audition.
Monica: See? Now this is why I keep notepads everywhere.
Phoebe: Yep, and that's why we don't invite you to play.