Friends

Season 1 Episode 10

The One with the Monkey

8
Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Dec 15, 1994 on NBC

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  • Trivia

    • Phoebe's Songs: "Snowman"
      I made a man with eyes of coal
      and a smile so bewitchin'.
      How was I supposed to know
      that my mom was dead in the kitchen?
      La lalala laaa la lala La lalala la la...

      "Mother's Ashes"
      My mother's ashes, even her eyelashes,
      are resting in a little yellow jar.
      And sometimes, when it's breezy,
      I feel a little sneezy, and now I...

    • Trivia: Chandler tells one of the party goers that he was bitten by a peacock. In a previous episode "The One with the Blackout", Phoebe mentions this incident saying she was the last to know when Chandler got bitten by the peacock.

    • Factual Error: Minsk is not, nor has it ever been, in Russia. Until 1991, it was in the USSR and presently, it's the capital of Belarus.

  • Quotes

    • Ross: That would be Marcel. You wanna say hi?
      Monica: No. No, I don't.
      Rachel: Oh, he is precious! Where did you get him?
      Ross: My friend, Bethel, rescued him from some lab.
      Phoebe: That is so cruel! Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethel?

    • Chandler: Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!

    • Ross: It's been kinda quiet since Carol left, so...
      Monica: Why don't you just get a roommate?
      Ross: Nah, I dunno ... I think you reach a certain age, having a roommate is kinda pathet... (realizes he's talking to a room full of roommates) Sorry, that's, that's "pathet"... which is Sanskrit for "really cool way to live".

    • Phoebe: So you guys, I'm doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman.
      Chandler: Might wanna open with the snowman.

    • Rachel: Well, for your information, Paolo is gonna be in Rome this New Year's, so I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you.
      Phoebe: Yeah, you wish!

    • Phoebe: Hey, excuse me, noisy boys. Is there something you want to share with the rest of the group?
      David: Um... no, that's okay.
      Phoebe: Well if it's important enough to interrupt my song, it must be important enough for the rest of the group to hear.
      Chandler: That guy's going home with a note!

    • David: ...and then I said that while Daryl Hannah is beautiful in the classical sense, you are beautiful with a delicate grace. And that's when you started yelling.

    • Rachel: Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, he had already named both my breasts! ...Ooh. Did I just share too much?
      Ross: Just a smidge.

    • Phoebe: David's like, you know, Scientist Guy. He's very methodical.
      Monica: I think it's romantic.
      Phoebe: Me too! Oh! Did you ever see An Officer and a Gentleman?
      Rachel: Yeah!
      Phoebe: Well, he's kind of like the guy I went to see that with.

    • Joey: Hi. Hi, sorry I'm late. (he removes his winter coat to reveal an elf costume)
      Chandler: Too many jokes... must... mock... Joey!
      Joey: Nice shoes, huh? (he wiggles his elf boot and the bells tinkle)
      Chandler: God, you're killing me!

    • Monica: Do you always have to bring him here?
      Ross: Look, I didn't wanna leave him alone. All right? We, we had our first fight this morning. I think it has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean, and he... threw some feces...
      Chandler: You know, if you're gonna work late I could look in on him for you.
      Ross: Oh, that'd be great! Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay, and you're not, like, doing it as a favor to me.
      Chandler: Okay, but if he asks, I'm not going to lie.

    • Chandler: (about Monica's date) Fun Bobby? Your ex-boyfriend Fun Bobby?
      Monica: Yeah.
      Joey: You know more than one Fun Bobby?
      Chandler: I happen to know a Fun Bob.

    • Janice: I love this artichoke thing! Oh, don't tell me what's in it, the diet starts tomorrow! (laughs her annoying Janice laugh)
      Chandler: You remember Janice.
      Monica: Vividly.

    • (Ross enters Monica's party with Marcel on his shoulders)
      Ross: Par-tay!
      Monica: That thing is not coming in here.
      Ross: That thing? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your home?
      Monica: I'm thinking your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table.
      Ross: Hey, he was more embarrassed by that than anybody. And for him to have the courage to walk back in here like nothing happened...

    • (Rachel returns to the apartment from the airport, filthy, beaten and bruised)
      Monica
      : Oh my gosh! Rachel, honey... Are you okay? Where's Paolo?
      Rachel: Rome. Jerk missed his flight.
      Phoebe: And then... your face exploded?

    • (Chandler has just broken up with Janice for the second time)
      Janice: Oh my God! You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me! One of these times, it's just gonna be your last chance with me!

    • Joey: You seen Sandy?
      Chandler: I don't know how to tell you this but she's in Monica's bedroom getting it on with Max, that scientist geek. Oh, look at that, I did know how to tell you.

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