I made a man with eyes of coal
and a smile so bewitchin'.
How was I supposed to know
that my mom was dead in the kitchen?
La lalala laaa la lala La lalala la la...
My mother's ashes, even her eyelashes,
are resting in a little yellow jar.
And sometimes, when it's breezy,
I feel a little sneezy, and now I... (interrupted)
Trivia: Chandler tells one of the party goers that he was bitten by a peacock. In a previous episode "The One with the Blackout", Phoebe mentions this incident saying she was the last to know when Chandler got bitten by the peacock.
Factual Error: Minsk is not, nor has it ever been, in Russia. Until 1991, it was in the USSR and presently, it's the capital of Belarus.
Ross: That would be Marcel. You wanna say hi?
Monica: No. No, I don't.
Rachel: Oh, he is precious! Where did you get him?
Ross: My friend, Bethel, rescued him from some lab.
Phoebe: That is so cruel! Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethel?
Chandler: Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!
Ross: It's been kinda quiet since Carol left, so...
Monica: Why don't you just get a roommate?
Ross: Nah, I dunno... I think you reach a certain age, having a roommate is kinda pathet... (realizes that everyone he's talking to has a roommate) Sorry, that's, that's "pathet"... which is Sanskrit for "really cool way to live".
Phoebe: So you guys, I'm doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman.
Chandler: Might wanna open with the snowman.
Rachel: Well, for your information, Paolo is gonna be in Rome this New Year's, so I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you.
Phoebe: Yeah, you wish!
Phoebe: (to two guys talking while she's singing) Hey, excuse me, noisy boys... Is it something that you would like to share with the entire group?
Max: Um, no... no, that's okay.
Phoebe: Well, c'mon, if it's important enough to discuss while I'm playing, then I assume it's important enough for everyone else to hear!
Chandler: (to Joey) That guy's goin' home with a note!
David: ...and then I said that while Daryl Hannah is beautiful in a conventional way, you are luminous with a... kind of a... delicate grace... Then, that-that's when you started yelling.
Phoebe: (blushing from the compliment) Okay... we're gonna take a short break...
Joey: (to Chandler) I think that guy's goin' home with more than a note!
Rachel: Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, he had already named both my breasts! ...Ooh. Did I just share too much?
Ross: Just a smidge.
Phoebe: David's like, you know, Scientist Guy. He's very methodical.
Monica: I think it's romantic.
Phoebe: Me too! Oh! Did you ever see An Officer and a Gentleman?
Phoebe: Well, he's kind of like the guy I went to see that with.
Joey: Hi. Hi, sorry I'm late. (he removes his winter coat to reveal an elf costume)
Chandler: Too many jokes... must... mock... Joey!
Joey: Nice shoes, huh? (he wiggles his elf boot and the toe-bell jingles)
Chandler: God, you're killing me!
Monica: Do you always have to bring him here?
Ross: Look, I didn't wanna leave him alone, alright? We, we had our first fight this morning. I think it has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean, and he... threw some feces...
Chandler: Y'know... if you're gonna work late, I could look in on him for you.
Ross: Oh, that'd be great! ...Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay, and you're not, like, doing it as a favor to me.
Chandler: Okay, but if he asks, I'm not going to lie.
Chandler: (about Monica's date) Fun Bobby? Your ex-boyfriend Fun Bobby?
Joey: You know more than one Fun Bobby?
Chandler: I happen to know a Fun Bob.
Janice: I love this artichoke thing! Oh, don't tell me what's in it, the diet starts tomorrow! (laughs her annoying Janice laugh)
Chandler: You remember Janice.
(Ross enters Monica's party with Marcel on his shoulders)
Monica: That thing is not coming in here.
Ross: That thing? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your home?
Monica: I'm thinking your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table.
Ross: Hey! He was more embarrassed by that than anybody... and for him to have the courage to walk back in here like nothing happened...
(Rachel returns to the apartment from the airport, filthy, beaten and bruised)
Monica: Oh my gosh! Rachel, honey... Are you okay? Where's Paolo?
Rachel: Rome. Jerk missed his flight.
Phoebe: And then... your face exploded?
(Chandler has just broken up with Janice for the second time)
Janice: Oh, my God! You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me! One of these times, it's just gonna be your last chance with me!
Joey: You seen Sandy?
Chandler: I don't know how to tell you this but she's in Monica's bedroom getting it on with Max, that scientist geek... Oh, look at that! I did know how to tell you.
International Episode Title:
Czech Republic: Opička (Monkey)
This is the first appearance of Hank Azaria as David. David was in 5 episodes of Friends.
Hank Azaria auditioned for the part of Joey.
David Schwimmer and Hank Azaria co-star in Uprising, a 2001 made-for-TV movie.
Lisa Kudrow and Hank Azaria worked together in Bark, a 2002 comedy.
Jennifer Aniston and Hank Azaria both appear in Along Came Polly, a 2004 romantic comedy.
Lisa Kudrow and Vincent Ventresca both star in Romy & Michele's High School Reunion, a 1997 comedy.
This episode runs 24:57 on DVD (a typical sitcom runs about 22:00).
Lisa Kudrow's paternal grandmother was from Ilya, Minsk Region, Belarus.
Phoebe: Did you ever see An Officer and a Gentleman?
An Officer and a Gentleman is a 1982 film which tells the story of a US Navy Officer Candidate who comes into conflict with the Marine Corps Sergeant who trains him.
Chandler: It's just that I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday.
Chandler is referring to Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve which broadcasts the countdown to the new year each New Year's Eve.