Season 9 Episode 15

The One with the Mugging

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Feb 13, 2003 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Phoebe: Hey, how was class?
      Ross: No one ever asks me that... what's wrong?
      Phoebe: Nothing. I really wanna know.
      Ross: Oh. Well, uh, there was actually a rather lively discussion about the Pleistocene--
      Phoebe: Alright, nothing is worth this. Um, I have a confession to make... um, okay... you know that girl that mugged you when you were a kid...?
      Ross: What are you talking about? It wasn't a girl. It was this huge dude! He had a pitchfork, and a... and a sword...
      Phoebe: You don't have to lie anymore, Ross, I know that it was a fourteen year-old girl.
      Ross: No, it wasn't.
      Phoebe: Yes, it was.
      Ross: No, it wasn't. You don't think I would've defended myself against a fourteen year-old--
      Phoebe: (grabs him by the ear and says threateningly) "Gimme your money, punk!"
      Ross: Oh, my God! was you!