Goof: When Monica is talking to Chandler through the bathroom door, he comes out without flushing the toilet.
Magna Doodle: A drawing of a motorbike
Chandler: (About apologizing to an ex-girlfriend he dumped for being fat) Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you - this may make me a better person and that is not the man you fell in love with!
Monica: You broke up with a girl because she was fat?!
Chandler: Yeah. Yeah, but it was a really, really long time ago! Does she still feel bad?
Monica: Apparently, she does.
Chandler: Well, you know what they say, elephants never forget. (Monica is not amused) Seriously, good luck marrying me.
Phoebe: Well, we just decided that Rachel is gonna be your maid of honor.
Monica: Oh, wow! That's great! Oh wow! We really have to start planning! I have, I have a lot of really specific ideas! We should probably get together like four times per week. You can come over to my place; we'll get together before work! What do you say, 6:30, my place? I'm so excited! (Runs out leaving Rachel completely stunned and Phoebe laughing.)
Rachel: Yeah, okay, you laugh now, but she's gonna be yours. (Phoebe gets suddenly scared.)
Phoebe: When I get married, will you be my maid of honor?
Phoebe: Uh, hmm.
Rachel: Oh my God, Phoebe! I mean I'm just, wait a minute. If I'm your maid of honor that means you are Monica's.
Phoebe: Oh! Well, if that's what you want...
Rachel: Oh! No way Phoebe! I want to be Monica's!
Phoebe: But why does it even matter?!
Rachel: Why does it matter so much to you?
Phoebe: Because this one is now! And, and it's two of our best friends! Who knows what you're gonna marry!
Joey: You want something to drink?
Ross: Sure. What do you got?
Joey: Warm milk and Excedrin PM.
Chandler: No, see the thing is I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch.
Joey: What are you talking about, bitch?
Joey: Hey, look, Ross. I think we need to talk about before.
Ross: No, we don't.
Joey: Yes, we do. Now, look... that was the best nap I ever had.
Ross: I don't know what you are talking about.
Joey: Great nap.
Ross: It really was.
(Rachel clears her throat, revealing the other four friends looking at them sleeping together)
Joey: Dude, what the hell are you doing!? God! (Walks away)
Ross: Excuse me. (Leaves the room)
Ross: Okay! I said it, but it's over, Joey.
Joey: (Pause) I want to do it again.
Ross: We can't do it again.
Joey: Why not?
Ross: (Angrily) Because it's weird.
Rachel: I just want to apologize. I'm really sorry I was a baby.
Phoebe: That's ridiculous, Rachel, we were all babies once... oh, you mean today!
Monica: How much weight could she have gained?
Chandler: 145 pounds!
Monica: In one year? What did she eat? Her family?
Monica: Who is she?
Chandler: Julie Graff my camp girlfriend
Monica: Did you break up with her?
Chandler: (Sarcastically) No we're still together.
Phoebe: The coins have forgiven me!
Rachel: Yeah, well I hope Monica forgives you after you throw her
vegetarian, voodoo, goddess-circly shower!
International Episode Title:
France: Celui qui aimait les petites siestes (The One Who Likes To Take Naps)
This episode runs 24:15 on DVD (a typical sitcom runs about 22:00).
Rachel: (About Monica) She made me carry her train which was weird, because I was Wonder Woman.
Wonder Woman is a fictional superhero from DC Comics.
Chandler: Die Hard, still great.
Ross: Well, John McClane had plans.
Die Hard is a Hollywood action film released in 1988 starring Bruce Willis as John McClane. It has been mentioned in several episodes that Die Hard is the guys' favorite movie.
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