Goof: When Monica is talking to Chandler through the bathroom door, he comes out without flushing the toilet.
Note: As Chandler pointed out to Monica, she had interrupted what he was doing, so perhaps he never really got started so there was no need to flush--or wash his hands for that matter (which we also would have heard).
Magna Doodle: A drawing of a motorbike
Chandler: No, see, the thing is, I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch.
Joey: What are you talking about, bitch?
Phoebe: When I get married, will you be my maid of honor?
Rachel: Oh, my God! Phoebe! I mean, I'm just--wait a minute... If I'm your maid of honor, that means that you are Monica's.
Phoebe: Ohhh! Well, if that's what you want...
Rachel: Oh! No way, Phoebe! I want to be Monica's!
Phoebe: But, why does it even matter?!
Rachel: Why does it matter so much to you?
Phoebe: Because this one is now! ...and, and it's two of our best friends! Who knows what you're gonna marry!
Monica: (looking in Chandler's photo album) Who is she?
Chandler: Julie Graff... my camp girlfriend.
Monica: Did you break up with her?
Chandler: (deadpan) No, we're still together.
Monica: You broke up with a girl because she was fat?!
Chandler: Yeah. Yeah, but it was a really, really long time ago! Does she still feel bad?
Monica: Apparently, she does.
Chandler: Well, you know what they say, elephants never forget. (Monica is not amused) Seriously, good luck marrying me.
Joey: Hey, look, Ross. I think we need to talk about before.
Ross: No, we don't.
Joey: Yes, we do. Now, look... that was the best nap I ever had!
Ross: (in denial) I don't know what you're talking about.
Ross: Alright, alright! It was the best nap, ever! I said it, Okay? ...but it's over, Joey!
Joey: (not convinced) I wanna do it again!
Ross: We can't do it again.
Joey: Why not?
Ross: (desperate) Because it's weird!
Joey: You want something to drink?
Ross: Sure. Whaddya got?
Joey: Warm milk and Excedrin PM.
Chandler: (about apologizing to an ex-girlfriend he dumped for being fat) Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you, this may make me a better person... and that is not the man you fell in love with!
Phoebe: The coins have forgiven me!
Rachel: Yeah, well I hope Monica forgives you after you throw her
vegetarian, voodoo, goddess-circly shower!
Monica: (about the girl he broke up with because she was fat) How much weight could she have gained?
Chandler: A hundred and forty-five pounds!
Monica: In one year?! My God, what did she eat? Her family?!
Rachel: I just want to apologize. I'm really sorry I was a baby.
Phoebe: That's ridiculous, Rachel, we were all babies once... oh, you mean today!
Phoebe: Well, we just decided that Rachel is gonna be your maid of honor.
Monica: Ohhh, that's great! Oh wow! (gives Rachel a big hug) We really have to start planning! I have a lot of really specific ideas! We should probably get together like, four times a week. You can come over to my place; we'll get together before work! Whaddaya say... 6:30, my place? I'm so excited! (runs out leaving Rachel completely stunned and Phoebe laughing.)
Rachel: (sobering Phoebe up) Yeah, okay. You laugh now... she's gonna be yours.
Joey: (waking up with Ross on the couch) Great nap.
Ross: It really was.
(Rachel clears her throat, revealing the other four friends looking at them)
Joey: (realizing, leaps up) Dude, what the hell are you doing!? God! (heads for his bedroom)
Ross: (without a scrap of dignity) Excuse me. (quietly leaves the apartment)
International Episode Title:
France: Celui qui aimait les petites siestes (The One Who Likes To Take Naps)
This episode runs 24:15 on DVD (a typical sitcom runs about 22:00).
Rachel: (about Monica) She made me carry her train which was weird, because I was Wonder Woman.
Wonder Woman is a fictional superhero from DC Comics.
Chandler: Die Hard, still great.
Die Hard is a Hollywood action film released in 1988 starring Bruce Willis as cop John McClane. It has been mentioned in several episodes that Die Hard is the guys' favorite movie.
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