Ross: (about his Princess Leia fantasy) Look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us.
Rachel: Okay, Ross--Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay? We tell each other everything! Y'know, I mean, c'mon... guys do the same thing... I mean, what about all that locker room stuff?
Ross: That's different, okay? That's like, uh... "Who dated a stripper?" or... "Who did it on the back of the Staton Island Ferry?"
Rachel: Were both of those Joey?
Ross: Yeah... Look, you don't, you don't talk about like, y'know, your girlfriend and the intimate stuff you, you do with her...
Rachel: Not even with your best friend?
Rachel: That is so sad... You're missing out on so much, Ross. I mean, the bonding and the sharing, y'know? ...And, and knowing that someone else is going through the same thing you are...?
Ross: Hmm. So, what? You, you tell each other everything?
Rachel: Pretty much.
Ross: Did you talk about the night of five times? Do you tell people about the night of five times?
Rachel: Uh, honey... that was with Carol.
Ross: I know, but it's still worth mentioning, I think.