Season 3 Episode 7

The One with the Race Car Bed

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Nov 07, 1996 on NBC



  • Trivia

    • Continuity: Although Rachel claims that one of her legs is two inches shorter than the other one, we don't see evidence of it in this, previous or subsequent episodes. Apparently "Dr. Bobby Bobby" is much better at his job than either Ross or Dr. Green would believe.

    • Trivia: This is the first episode where we learn of Gunther's crush on Rachel.

    • Trivia: Phoebe is trying to think of Monica's middle name when signing for the bed. Throughout the ten seasons of Friends we learn the full name of four of the gang, but neither Phoebe's middle name nor Monica's middle name are ever revealed. We do learn in Season 2's "The One with the Bullies" that Monica's middle initial is "E", but that's the extent of it.

    • Goof: In the scene where Joey is teaching soap opera for actors, he writes his name on the blackboard. His name changes from the 'a' being on the line to being above it. Also the line itself reaches the far right of the board in some shots, and is short of it in others.

  • Quotes

    • Ross: (holding court in Central Perk) So I told Carl, nobody--no matter how famous their parents are--nobody's allowed to climb on the dinosaur. Of course, this went right in one ear...
      Rachel: (thinking) I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend he's Alan Alda.
      Monica: (thinking) Oh good, another dinosaur story. When are those going to become extinct?
      Chandler: (thinking) If I was a superhero who could fly... and be invisible, that would be the best.
      Gunther: (about Ross) What does Rachel see in this guy? (serves her a coffee and sniffs her hair) I love Rachel... I wish she was my wife.
      Joey: (singing "Baby Elephant Walk" in his head) Da dada da da-da da-da da-daaaa...
      Phoebe: (thinking) Who's singing?

    • Rachel: (to Ross) We... are having dinner with my dad tomorrow night, I hope that's okay.
      Ross: Oh, shoot! Tomorrow's not so good. I'm supposed to, um, fall off the Empire State Building and land on a bicycle with no seat. Sorry.
      Rachel: Ross, my father doesn't hate you.
      Ross: Please, he refers to me as "wet-head."
      Rachel: But honey, he calls everybody by a nickname! ...Okay, look, I know, just one dinner, please, just one night for me, please. I just want him to love you like I do...
      (Ross gives her a "think about what you just said" look)
      Rachel: Alright... well not exactly like I do, but, but, if you do come to dinner, I'll love you like I do in that black thing that you like...
      Chandler: (leaning in) I'll go.

    • Phoebe: (to a kid sitting on the race car bed) Hi. You know, in England, this car would be on the other side of the store.

    • Delivery Man: You Miss Geller?
      Phoebe: Okay.
      Delivery Man: Sign here.
      Phoebe: Do I have a middle name? (looks at Joey who shrugs) All right, Monica... Felula... Geller.

    • Joey: Hey, Monica bought a bed from the Mattress King?
      Phoebe: Yeah, so please, please, please, don't say anything to Chandler.
      Joey: (sounding offended) You want me to lie to Chandler?
      Phoebe: Is that a problem?
      Joey: No.

    • Ross: So, Dr. Green, how's the old boat.
      Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
      Ross: Gives it a nice antique-y look.
      Dr. Green: (not amused) Rust is boat cancer, Ross.
      Ross: Wow, I'm sorry. When I was a kid I lost a bike to that.

    • Ross: (looking at the check) Oh, oh! I think your Dad must have added wrong. He only tipped, like, four-percent.
      Rachel: Yeah. That's Daddy.
      Ross: That's Daddy?! But doesn't it bother you? You're a waitress.
      Rachel: Yes, it bothers me Ross, but y'know, if he was a regular at the coffee house, I'd be serving him sneezers.
      Ross: So?
      Rachel: So... Ross, I've bugged him about this a million times! He's not gonna change.
      Ross: You really serve people sneezers?

    • Monica: Why is this car in my bedroom?
      Phoebe: I'm sorry, okay, I wasn't looking, and the store says that they won't take it back because you signed for it...
      Monica: When did I sign for it?
      Phoebe: When I was you! Y'know what? It's all Joey's fault, 'cause he left his nose open!
      Monica: Did you make brownies today?

    • Dr. Green: Nice hair. What'd ya do? Swim here?
      Ross: (to Rachel) Okay, that's it, I can't take it anymore.
      Rachel: What? What? He's interested in you. He, he likes your hair, he just wants to know how you got here.

    • Rachel: (about Ross) He's got this thing and I keep telling him to go to my chiropractor.
      Dr. Green: You're still going to that chiropractor? That man couldn't get into med school in Ixtapa.
      Ross: Thank you. That's what I keep saying.
      Rachel: Excuse me, Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor.
      Ross: Uh...
      Dr. Green: Wait a minute, his name is Dr. Bobby?
      Rachel: Well that's his last name.
      Ross: (chiming in) ...And his first name.
      Dr. Green: He's Bobby Bobby?
      Rachel: It's Robert Bobby.
      Dr. Green: Oh.
      Rachel: And, um, excuse me, he helps me.
      Ross: Oh-ho... please. Ask her how?
      Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
      Rachel: With my alignment. I've got one leg shorter than the other.
      Dr. Green: Oh, my God!
      Ross: Argue with that.
      Rachel: What? It's true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
      Dr. Green: Come on! You're just tilting! (to Ross) Her legs are fine!
      Ross: I know that!
      Dr. Green: So, whaddaya let her go to a chiropractor for?
      Rachel: I'm sorry--let her?!
      Ross: What can I do, she doesn't listen to me about renter's insurance either.
      Dr. Green: Wait a minute, you don't have renter's insurance?!
      Rachel: No.
      Dr. Green: Well what if somebody steals something? How are you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other?!

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Joey: (about his student) ...And now, he's got a two-year contract opposite Susan Lucci--the first lady of daytime television!
      Susan Lucci is a Daytime Emmy Award winning actress. Famous for her role as Erica Kane on All My Children for over 30 years. Lucci has been called "Daytime's Leading Lady" by TV Guide.

    • Monica: Joey, the last time an actor did something this bad, a president died.
      Chandler: (explaining to Joey) Lincoln...? Booth...?
      Joey: Something happened at the tunnel?
      John Wilkes Booth was an American actor from Maryland who fatally shot U.S. President Abraham Lincoln at Ford's Theater in Washington, D.C. on April 14, 1865.

    • Ross: Hey, When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.
      Monica: I was always Joanie. 
      Happy Days was a popular American television sitcom that presented an idealized version of American life in late 1950s and early 1960s.
      Richie Cunningham was one of the main characters played by actor Ron Howard.
      Joanie Cunningham was Richie's sister, played by Erin Moran.

    • In the opening scene, Joey was singing in his head "Baby Elephant Walk" by Henry Mancini.

    • Rachel: (thinking) If I squint, I can pretend he's Alan Alda.
      Alan Alda is an Emmy Award-winning and Academy Award-nominated American actor.