Phoebe: Is it Gunther?
Rachel: No... Phoebe, it's not Gunther.
Phoebe: Thank God, 'cause that hair on a baby...?
Rachel: Phoebe, the father is not here, okay? I haven't told him yet, and I don't think I can tell him at all, now.
Phoebe: Why not?
Rachel: I don't know, let me think... I was walking down the street thinking, "I'm gonna tell the father today" ...and then, bam!!
Rachel: No, you!