Phoebe: Ooh! ooh! We have a live one!
Rachel: Oh, it's a Macy's bag! (Phoebe tips over the bag and a beat-up old sneaker with a tag falls out)
Phoebe: Ooh, who's it for?
Rachel: (reading the tag) "Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew they'd break you."