Season 3 Episode 22

The One with the Screamer

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Apr 24, 1997 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Joey: Uh, listen... I gotta double check for tickets tonight. Who, who got what?
      Chandler, Phoebe & Rachel: I had one.
      Monica: I need two. I'm bringing Pete... my boyfriend... (pleased with herself) I have a boyfriend now!
      Joey: Two it is. Ross, how about you?
      Ross: Uh, yeah, I, uh, I also need two.
      Monica: Really? Who's number two?
      Chandler: Who's number two? ...One of the more difficult games sewer workers play.
      Ross: Uh, no, it's, it's just this person.
      Phoebe: Like a "date" type person?
      Ross: Yeah, kinda. It's this woman from work. I hope that won't be too weird... Will it, Rach'?
      Rachel: No. No, not at all. I was actually gonna bring someone myself...
      Joey: But... you said one... ticket.
      Rachel: I meant... me plus one!
      Joey: Okay... (to Phoebe and Chandler) Did, uh, you guys mean "you... plus one"?