Season 8 Episode 14

The One with the Secret Closet

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Jan 31, 2002 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Chandler: (panicked, thinking Joey coming into the apartment is Monica) ...I wasn't trying to open your closet! I wasn't trying to open your closet! I swear!
      Joey: Wow, Monica runs a pretty tight ship around here, doesn't she? What're you doin'?
      Chandler: Monica has a secret closet and she won't let me see what's in it.
      Joey: Why not?
      Chandler: I dunno... What could she possibly be hiding in here that I can't see?
      Joey: I dunno... Oh! I bet it's Richard.
      Chandler: (incredulous) Why would Monica be keeping Richard in here?
      Joey: Well, off the top o' my head, maybe she's having her cake and eating it, too--you being the "cake" and Richard being the "too".