Season 1 Episode 2

The One with the Sonogram at the End

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Sep 29, 1994 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
      Joey: Yeah, right... (sees the girls all staring at him) You're serious?
      Phoebe: Oh, yeah.
      Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
      Monica: Absolutely.
      Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing's pretty much like an opening act, y'know? ...I mean, it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before... Pink Floyd comes out.
      Ross: Yeah, and, and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's just that that's... that's not... why we bought the ticket.
      Chandler: You see, the problem is though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always... looking for the comedian again. Y'know, I mean, we're in the car, fighting traffic, basically... just trying to stay awake.
      Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice... bring back the comedian, otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sittin' at home listenin' to that album... alone. (high-fives Monica)
      Joey: (aside to Ross) Are we still talking about sex?