The One with the Stoned Guy

Season 1, Episode 15, Aired
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Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. Unfortunately, he's stoned and would just as well eat taco shells as her haute cuisine. After working as a data processing permanent temp for five years, Chandler gets promoted to data processing supervisor, then quits. And Ross has a date with a beautiful colleague named Celia and gives new meaning to the term "spanking the monkey," when he brings her back to his place to meet Marcel. Celia wants to meet his pee-pee, but only if he'll talk dirty to her.moreless
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  • Ross asks Joey for advice on how to "talk dirty" to women. Monica interviews for a chef's position - and the restaurant owner is completely high... not on her but on drugs. (DVD Summary)moreless

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    By cutieflutie1216, Aug 21, 2011 Report Abuse
    In this episode Ross needs to learn how to talk dirty to his new lady in order to get some action. He goes to Joey for advice, but as soon as he starts to get into it, Chandler overhears... how embarrassing. He finally masters his dirty talk! But she still only wants to cuddle. Meanwhile, Monica has an interview for a chef's position. After cooking all day, the restaurant owner shows up completely stoned. Jon Lovitz gives an excellent performance as Steve, the Stoned Guy. Unfortunately after Steve eats a kitchen magnet, the girls leave him in the emergency room and Monica does not get the job. Absolutely hilarious!moreless

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    By Sarah_LOST, Oct 12, 2010 Report Abuse
    Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. Unfortunately, he's stoned and would just as well eat taco shells as her haute cuisine. After working as a data processing permanent temp for five years, Chandler gets promoted to data processing supervisor, then quits. And Ross has a date with a beautiful colleague named Celia and gives new meaning to the term "spanking the monkey," when he brings her back to his place to meet Marcel. Celia is willing to have sex with him, but only if he'll talk dirty to her which he can't do so he asks Joey for help. I love this episode, I love everyepisde of Friends to be honest - I mean who doesn't?! Chandles quits his job, but it's so funny the way he acts about it - legend! Friends is too funny/ I love Jon Lovitz in this episode really good in it. Monica Ross tries to talk dirty - and oh my god it's too funny when Chandler walks in on Ross and Joey talking dirty to each other, one of the funniest things that has ever happen on Friends.moreless

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    By efc91, Jul 31, 2009 Report Abuse
    Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. Unfortunately, he's stoned and would just as well eat taco shells as her haute cuisine. After working as a data processing permanent temp for five years, Chandler gets promoted to data processing supervisor, then quits. And Ross has a date with a beautiful colleague named Celia and gives new meaning to the term "spanking the monkey," when he brings her back to his place to meet Marcel. Celia wants to meet his pee-pee, but only if he'll talk dirty to her. Jon Lovitz was fantastic as the stoned guy lol he was very funny. "Tarlets, tarlets, tarlets the word has lost all meaning"moreless

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  • Dirty Talk.

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    By Canogaparkcindy, May 16, 2009 Report Abuse
    This episode was just okay, basically the title gives away the plot. Sort of Monica's little filler. She never even gets the job. So nothing really happened, but very funny quotes. I like how Rachel wanted to be the waitress. And I also like how Phoebe offers the job to Chandler, when it was the dream job for Monica. Looks like Chandler is destined to what he already has been working for. Which opens up many story lines for the following episodes now that HE is promoted. That one definitely wasn't a filler. Ross talks dirty to his girlfriend then cuddles. I like how he dirty talked with Joey as well. Awkward for Chandler. Okay episode.moreless

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    By harryathouse, Apr 06, 2008 Report Abuse
    Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur who is looking for a new chef. Unfortunately, he turns up stoned and would just as well eat taco shells as her haute cuisine. After working as a data processing permanent temp for five years, Chandler gets promoted to data processing supervisor, and then quits. And Ross has a date with a beautiful colleague named Celia and gives new meaning to the term "spanking the monkey," when he brings her back to his place to meet Marcel. Celia wants to meet his pee-pee, but only if he will talk dirty to her.moreless

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    • Continuity: When the gang is watching television Ross states, "And that is why evolution is just a theory." However in "The One Where Heckles Dies" Ross fights passionately with Phoebe saying that "Evolution is scientific fact, like, like, like the air we breathe, like gravity." Edit
    • Goof: When Phoebe asks Chandler if he wants to be a chef, Monica says "Hi, there" with her right hand raised. When the camera angle changes, her hand is suddenly on her lap. Edit
    • Goof: Ross says that the woman he is dating is the curator of insects at the museum. Wouldn't the curator of insects and the curator of moths and other wing-ed things (which is a different woman that he dates) from "The One with Russ" be the same thing, since moths are insects? Edit

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    • Joey: (About Chandler quitting his job) Oh man, does that mean we gotta start buying our own toilet paper? Ross: (Pretending to be a reporter) That was Joey Tribbiani with the big picture. Dan? Edit
    • Monica: Wendy bailed. I have no waitress. Rachel: Oh... that's too bad. Bye bye. (Starts to leave) Monica: Ten dollars an hour. Rachel: No. Monica: Twelve dollars an hour. Rachel: Mon. I wish I could, but I've made plans to walk around. Edit
    • Monica: Is it better than the other salmon mousse? Joey: It's creamier. Monica: Yeah, well, is that better? Joey: I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, ya know? Edit

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    • Monica: Oh, I love my life, I love my life! Phoebe: Ooh! Brian's Song! Brian's Song is a 1971 made-for-TV movie, recalling the details of the life of Brian Piccolo, a football player stricken with terminal cancer. Edit
    • Phoebe: In the cab on the way over, Steve blazed up a doobie. Rachel: What?! Phoebe: Smoked a joint, ya know, lit a bone, weed, hemp, ganja. Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I know. Okay, I'm with you Cheech. This was a reference to Cheech Marin, an American comedian and actor, who gained recognition in the Cheech and Chong "stoner" movies in the 1980's. Edit
    • Ross: I was the James Michener of dirty talk. James Michener was a bestselling American author who was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction. His novel Tales of the South Pacific was the inspiration for the Broadway musical and 1958 film South Pacific. Edit

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